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Ship: Enterprise D

Captain: Picard
Commander: Archer
Security: Worf
Chief Engineer: O'Brien
Doctor: Pulaski
Science: Jadzia Dax
Helm: Mayweather
Chef/Bar: Guinnen

Captain's personal yeoman: Wes Crusher
Under helm access restrictions: Troi
Red shirts: TOS cast, Dr. Crusher, Nagh, Trip, Kai Wynn

So, for me this is easy... the ship would be the ST: Generations Enterprise-D, with the darker, more tactical focused look to the bridge and interior.

Captain [attachment=1618]Captain.png[/attachment]	Kathryn Janeway (season one & two): when her hair was still long and she was guided by morality above all else. She kicked ass while maintaining the right, and knew how to make it look good!
Commander [attachment=1619]Commander.png[/attachment]	Chakotay: the strong and silent type, but tough when needed and had the respect of the crew. Could humbly teach others life lessons through metaphor.
Operations officer [attachment=1620]OperationsOfficer.png[/attachment]	Data: It's nice to have super-human strength around when you need it, and extra nice to have an android who can read lengthy reports from Starfleet and sumarize them in under ten seconds.
Helm [attachment=1621]Helmsman.png[/attachment]	Lieutenant Hawk: 'cause sometimes it's good to have a hottie on staff, am I right?
Tactical officer [attachment=1622]TacticalOfficer.png[/attachment]	Malcolm Reed: Silent type... the kind I like on my crew. Also, it's nice to have a Brit among your bridge crew, mostly for the voice.
Science officer [attachment=1624]ScienceOfficer.png[/attachment]	Jadzia Dax: Can always count on her to host a good party with scantily clad Trill men.
Engineer [attachment=1623]Engineer.png[/attachment]	B'elana Torres: Can do the job well and won't be afraid to let you know when she thinks she's right! May also kill you to advance in rank, plus O'Brien just got too jaded towards the end of DS9, Scotty's dead, hated Trip, and Geordie just renewed his contract with Reading Rainbow.
Doctor [attachment=1625]Doctor.png[/attachment]	Julian Bashir: Combine answers for helm and tactical officer. Also, Julian's a nice name, no matter how it's spelled ;)
Bartender [attachment=1626]Bartender.png[/attachment]	Quark: He knows how to stir up some fun and keep things light-hearted among an otherwise somber crew!

Oooooh! Fun Topic!

Ship: Enterprise E

Captain: Jean Luc Picard

1st Officer: Kira Nerys

Operations (2nd Officer): Data

Science Officer: JJ Abrams Spock ;)

Navigator: Jadzia Dax

Helmsan: Tom Paris

Chief Engineer: B'elana Torres

Communications: Nog

Chief of Security: Odo

Tactical Officer: Worf

Ship's Counselor: Elim Garak

Chief Medical Officer: The Doctor

Transporter Cheif: O'brien

Astrometrics: Melora Pazlar

Chef/Bartender: Quark

Diplomatic Officer: Deanna Troi

Captain's Assistant/Cabin Boy: Wesley Crusher

Morale Officer: Q

Ship: Defiant (Cloaking device)

Captain: Jadzia Dax

1st Officer: Kira Nerys

Operations (2nd Officer): Seven of Nine

Science Officer: Harry Kim

Navigator: Data

Helmsman: Tom Paris

Chief Engineer: Commander Tucker

Communications: Nog

Chief of Security: Worf

Tactical Officer: B'elana

Ship's Counselor: Deanna Troi

Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Crusher

Transporter Cheif: O'brien

Ship: Enterprise-E (Sovereign)

Captain: Kathryn Janeway
Executive Officer: Ro Laren
Chief Operations: Miles O'Brien
Chief Science Officer: Jadzia Dax
Chief Conn Officer: Nog
Chief Engineer: Charles Tucker, III
Chief Medical: Julian Bashir
Chief Security: Sito Jaxa

This is so damm tough,

Ship: Nebula class because i love them so but if i had to go for an enterprise i would actually for the F i am a fan of the odyssey.

Captain: Janeway (was tough to decide between janeway and picard)

First Officer: Kira

Science Officer: Jadzia Dax

Helmsman: Sulu (Oh myyyyyy)

Operation: Data

Engineering: Scotty (this one was really really tough)

Tactical: Tuvok

Security: Worf

Astrometrics: Seven of Nine

Medical: The doctor

Counsellor: Deanna (need someone on hand to blame if we crash the ship)

Also i would totally take Garak and Quark along for fun times as ships tailor and bartender respectively.

Ship: USS Defiant

We're going to be a merry band, blowing things up in space.

Captain: Worf

He might not be a merry man, but he's a bad-ass.

First officer: Kathryn Janeway

They obviously thought Janeway was too dangerous which is why they made her a paper-pushing Admiral. However, her services would be better suited in some command position. Unfortunately, I don't trust her with a glass cannon. That said, I don't trust Worf with it either, but at least he'd get us all killed honorably.

Ethics Officer: Elim Garak

And because some people complain about Kathy's shaky moral decisions, we've appointed an upstanding guy to look over everyone's shoulder. He's just a simple tailor, though...

Airlock Officer: Chakotay

He opens and closes the airlock doors with a slight probability of getting sucked out himself.

Chief Engineering Officer: Geordi LaForge

He's the only one allowed to run in the halls.
Also, I trust no one else to keep the ship running with Worf in the captain's chair.

Chief Science Officer: Spock

Spok halp
halp me, spok
saturday night live... i mean saturday night fever

Chief Medical Officer: The EMH

We'll need to run several copies at a time with Worf at the helm.

Conn Officer: Deanna Troi

hahaa no

for real

Sulu

The only one who will get us out alive.

Chief of Security: Tuvok

Between Spock and Tuvok on the senior staff, there will be a good dose of logic to counter the captain and first officer.

Chief Tactical Officer: Ro Laren

SET PHASERS TO PEW PEW PEW COMMANDER RO

Ship Counselor: Guinan

She'll listen to you... AND get you drunk!

Ship Shipfodder: Seven of Nine

She's there to kick ass, take names, and for enterprising (HAH) viewers to write fic about pairing her with whoever the hell they want (*coughJanewaycough*)

Lips Officer: T'Pol

She has big, pouty lips. I don't know what a Lips Officer does, though. Maybe she assists Chakotay with the airlock?

Chief of Operations: Data

Possibly the only one to survive this mission with a crew like the above.

Ship: Intrepid class

Captain: Kathryn Janeway
XO/Comm: Uhura (TOS)
Operations: Seven of Nine
Science Officer: J Dax
Helmsman: Tom Paris
Chief Engineer: Seven of Nine
Chief of Security: T. Yar
Tactical Officer: E.C.H.
Ship's Counselor: Deanna Troi
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Crusher
Transporter Cheif: Kim

Ship: Negh'Var

Captain: Worf
Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!

First Officer: Kurn
The sons of Mogh are running this ship. Honor be restored to our House!

Tactical Officer: Martok
Hail Martok, leader of the Empire! Well, the leader of the disruptors, I suppose. It will have to do.

Science Officer: Jadzia Dax
Not the federation petaQ she appears to be. She's had more lifetimes eating gagh than you have!

Chief Engineer: Kurak
Honor can be found in finding more warp core efficiency!

Chief of Security: Gowron
What was his name? If you were really there, you should be able to tell us the name of the man who stood outside the walls. Describe him to us. How tall was he? What was he wearing?!? What color... were his EYES!?!

Helmsmen: Kang
Only a fool fights in a burning house. An even bigger fool steers it!

Ship's Counselor: Ch'Rega (Klingon that mated with Neelix)
Will swear every male patient is the kuvah'magh and try to mate him!

Chief Medical Officer: B'Etor
Because any ailment can be cured with tea...Earl Gray perhaps?

Transporter Chief: K'mpec
A forgotten warrior transporting other forgotten warriors...

Ship: Sovereign

Captain: Janeway
We need a captain who can stand up to Q, the Self-anointed Guardians of The Universe!

First Officer: Riker
Not only can he lead an away team, he can do so with a Sir Walter Raleigh beard!

Tactical Officer: Sisko
He is of Bajor, and of the tactical station...

Science Officer: Seven of Nine
I've never seen an officer that can assimilate so much knowledge so fast!

Chief Engineer: La Forge
Unlike Jean-Luc, he doesn't recite Shakespeare during a warp core breach!

Chief of Security: Ro Laren
Call her "Lt Laren" and she'll throw you in the brig!

Helmsmen: Sulu
Really tough choice here. Have to go with the classic on this one.

Ship's Counselor: Troi
What can I say? My Betazoid half requires I make this choice!

Chief Medical Officer: EMH Mark III
Please state the nature of the medical emergency, while looking cuter than the Mark I.

Transporter Chief: O'Brien
Transporting officers since the 11th century Irish King Brian Boru!

I would, of course, have the Enterprise D as my ship. It is just bee-you-tee-ful. For the crew, I will keep it simple:

Captain: Picard. He just had so many good things to contribute!

For the remainder of the crew, I'd have clones of Picard ranging in rank from Commander to Ensign. Commander Picards like their earl grey tea hot, Lieutenant Commander warm, and Lieutenant cold. Lieutenant Junior grades have tried Rogaine to get some hair back, while Ensigns have still remember the horrors of the clay sculpture from Captain Picard Day in The Pegasus.

Yeoman Picards, who spend their time in Ten Forward, clean the tables with toothbrushes while Chief Petty Officer Picards are responsible for the molecular decomposition of lockboxes still leftover from STO...yes, they have half lives of hundreds of years!

Ambassador Picard would fly around to random planets in the Captain's Yacht, and Judge Advocate General Picard takes perverse pleasure in issuing rulings exactly opposite of his previous ruling each time. He has also secretly been stalking Nella Darren so that he can fondle her 'piano'.

They all like bacon.

Ship: Olympic class because I'd want to go on humanitarian missions

Captain: Jean-Luc Picard for his diplomatic skills (even though Janeway is my favourite captain)
First officer: Chakotay for his ability to speak his mind well and willingness to stand up to the captain when need be
Chief tactical officer: Tuvok for his logic
Chief science officer: Jadzia Dax for her vast wealth of knowledge from prior lifetimes
Chief security officer: Worf, because I'd trust him with security more than I would with tactics
Chief operations officer: Harry Kim. Chief. He got his promotion! (Plus I'm one of few who like the character.)
Chief medical officer: The Doctor, who possesses the combined expertise of many doctors
Chief engineer: B'Elanna Torres for her quick thinking and survivor mentality

I guess it's not so hard to see which is my favourite series...

Ship: Reclaimed Jem'Hadar Dreadnought Carrier from the Lobi Crystal Consortium

Captain: Kathryn Janeway (Makes the tough decisions with ease)

1st Officer: Chakotay (strong and silent type)

Operations (2nd Officer): Mr. Data (enough said)

Science Officer: Jadzia Dax (lifetimes of accumulated knowledge to pull from)

Navigator: Geordie LaForge (he can see what no one else can)

Helmsan: Tom Paris (everyone loves a bad boy turned good)

Chief Engineer: B'elana Torres (knows her way around a warp core)

Communications: Elim Garrak (the ultimate twoface, perfect for saying what you want, not what you mean)

Chief of Security: Tuvok (for the logical perspective)

Tactical Officer: Odo (If he wasn't so objective he'd be an incredible asset)

Flight Deck Officer: Worf (at least all those little Jemmy fighter pilots will get a glorious pep talk before they take off on a complete suicide mission)

Ship's Counselor: Kira Nerese (she always calmed me down when I watched her)

Chief Medical Officer: Emergency Medical Hologram (Because I like a little sass with my medical advice)

Transporter Chief: Wesley Crusher (who wouldn't want to come home to his smiling face?)

Astrometrics: Charles "Trip" Tucker III (Yummie doesn't begin to describe him)

Chef/Bartender: Guinan (Hundreds of years of experience counts for something, that and she's WHOOPI GOLDBERG!)

Morale Officer: Porthos the Beagle (Who doesn't love a dog on a spaceship?)

I also like the idea of a designated redshirt: Kai Wynn always and forever! If she dies first on every episode I couldn't be happier!

(I picked Janeway over Picard because Picard always had to explain his decisions, while Janeway wouldn't dream of explaining herself to anyone...)

The USS Malebolge, Ship of the Damned

Commanding Officer: Tuvix
Executive Officer: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher
Chief Security Officer: Brainless Spock
Chief Tactical Officer: Katharine Pulaski
Chief Engineering Officer: Aquiel Uhnari
Chief Science Officer: Melora Pazlar
Chief Medical Officer: Reginald Barclay
Flight Control Officer: Salamander Tom Paris
Counselor: Lwaxana Troi

EDITS:
Featuring Special Guest Stars:
Misunderstood Starfleet Admiral-of-the-Week: Elizabeth Janeway
Misunderstood Scientist-of-the-Week: Shatner's toupee, circa 1994
Special Diplomatic Attache: Sybok
Special Jamaharon Attache: Arandis
Special Sexual Morality Attache: slutty Tasha Yar
Random Background Civilians: The 'Way to Eden' Space Hippies

Crew Lounge: Masaka's Temple
Preferred Holodeck Hangout: Parallax Colony

And if you haven't figured out her 5-year mission, it's to visit only the most insipid, rehashed, poorly conceived plotholes long since known to mankind.

...so pretty much repeating 'Shades of Gray' on loop. :lol:

Ship: MVAM, only way to contain all this awesomeness.

Captain: Sisco, he beat the dominion.

1st Officer: Chakotay, he is steady, and sexay.

Operations (2nd Officer): Tuvak, logical and controlled

Science Officer: Seven of 9, what she doesnt know she can figure out.

Navigator: Chekov, he can get you where you need to go.

Helmsan: Travis Mayweather, no one finesses a heading better.

Chief Engineer: Scottie, do i even need to explain?

Communications: Uhura, she can rebuild the system itself.

Chief of Security: Odo, who better

Away team leader: Malcolm Reed, kicks ass and takes names.

Tactical Officer: Worf, eat photon petaq.

Ship's Counselor: Guinan, once again who else.

Chief Medical Officer: The Doctor, i like phlox, but no.

Transporter Chief: Wesley Crusher, this suggestion from someone else just feels right.

Astrometrics: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, a good solid hero, what every crew needs.

Chef/Bartender: Data, how else is he gonna have enough time to work on his super slipstream drive.

Morale Officer: Neelix, this man knows how to throw a party.

Ship Motto: In space, on ground, or even in subspace, We can handle it.

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Transporter Chief: Wesley Crusher, this suggestion from someone else just feels right.

You're welcome!

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The USS Malebolge, Ship of the Damned

Commanding Officer: Tuvix
Executive Officer: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher
Chief Security Officer: Brainless Spock
Chief Tactical Officer: Katharine Pulaski
Chief Engineering Officer: Aquiel Uhnari
Chief Science Officer: Melora Pazlar
Chief Medical Officer: Reginald Barclay
Flight Control Officer: Salamander Tom Paris
Counselor: Sirna Kolrami

lol, dear God... transfer me off this ship

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lol, dear God... transfer me off this ship

You know, with that attitude, Mister, you're never gonna get promoted out of Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Waste Reclamation, 3rd Shift.

Just look how far Rear Admiral Neanderthal Riker's come.

This will be my crew. :lol: