A Sithy Christmas (added a Jedi Christmas Tale)

A Sithy Chrismas

My light saber twinkled from gems that I found.
for I knew he'd be coming for armor that bound.

I holocalled friends and left them in fear.
for I knew this day was coming near.

This force that I use it burns deep inside.
Fear isn't a weakness so I shall not hide.

I hung up the lights to look so sincere.
Then sat by my bay door and listened for deer.

I stared at the tree and heard in delight.
Was it true, is it him, on this very night?!

I tightened my grip on my saber to fight.
When my door blew open I jumped in a fright.

I swung with a hiss and heard a "Ho ho oh DEAR!"
Oh crap I just killed Santa here come the reindeer!

I ran for the escape pod and pulled it real quick.
Oh crap it's not enabled as I felt a hard kick.

For this is my story on this Chritmas Day.
When I killed santa and died by his slay.

So if you did read this and read in delight.
Then have a Sithy Christmas and I wish you a good night!

A Jedi Christmas

The tale I'm going to tell you may shock you all day
For Santa was coming with imperials on his slay.

The bells were all ringing in our quaint little town.
As Padawan were singing their carols around.

I heard of the danger and remembered the peace.
I hung up the stockings and grabbed my fleece.

I kissed my dear husband and ran out the door.
For Santa and the Imperials would be no more.

As flew through the air looking for him.
When off to the side I saw him and grinned.

I turned towards the enemy with one thing in mind.
The imperials saw me, "We kill his kind"

I yelled this will not happen on this wonderful day.
As I forced gripped the agent right off of the slay.

Santa was so greatful he laughed with glee.
As the Imperial Agent began to flee.

I turned toward the agent and yelled right away.
Your safe on this holiday because of the day.

I flew back home and walked in the door.
My husband greeted me with chocolates and more.

I sat by the fire and sipped on my drink.
This holiday will be wonderful I said with a wink.

For this is my tale that I tell you with cheer.
The day I saved Santa for just another year.

Happy Holidays my friends as you look at this site.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.