[attachment=3414]04KlingonSanta.png[/attachment] | Silently it was snowing, And Klingon Santa's anger was ever growing, As he read his list of dishonored, And those who had this year been conquered,
BUT...
Not one Stonewaller was on his list, And so he slammed the table with his fist, And reached for his blade, While for a mistake he prayed,
YET...
It seemed this year the fleet had been well led, And Klingon Santa's blade would see no bloodshed.
Nick had worked hard, And soon the old website he would discard; Brandon had through the year tweeted, Until for rest his aching fingers pleaded.
Liam had cleaned the rosters, Warding off any imposters; And Cai... Cai was spreading Christmas cheer, Even multiple times this year!
Gareth's mirror event day had been a blast, An event that none other had since surpassed; Ben and Tsar had been appropriately evil, Causing with their epic ship builds, much galactic upheaval.
Suddenly Klingon Santa stopped, And for a moment his jaw dropped! "Dust my eyes deceive me?!", he said, While his list once more he read!
"Soon, my precious blade..." Klingon Santa exclaimed! "I don't see Jason anywhere here named! Where are the tales of his honor?! HO, HO, HO! We'll soon put an end to this dishonor!"
"On Slasher, on Orion Dancer, and Praxis and Infliction! Tonight we're going to deliver the most severe form of discipline!" With murderous fury Klingon Santa rode, To Starbase Diversity, where, on the command deck, Jason boldly strode.
Yet as Klingon Santa hastily approached, He noticed something that nearly caused him to choke! For on Jason's PADD were plans for a huge fleet party In Las Vegas 2016, where the fun and laughs would be hearty!
"Well..." Klingon Santa thought, "I guess no havoc will this year be wrought" So under the tree, For all of the Fleet Captains and Admirals to see, Klingon Santa left on behalf of the members a small gift Before again ascending the starbase chimney swift.
Happy Holidays!
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